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Among the new species recentl y discovered on the Three Mile Island, the Multi-Paw CatDog (Felinus Barkus Centipedes) is considered the most fascinating.
Since its discovery, a mystery has been surrounding this creature’s digestive system.
Following the less-than-entertaining 2024 NBA All Star game, where for the first time in history a team reached the 200-point mark yet nobody cared, the NBA commissioner Adam Silver decided on changes that will take place in the following year’s game, and guarantee a more challenging competition. To compensate for the lack of defense,
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The Search Engine Giant, known for decorating its Google moniker with appropriately festive gear on holidays, recently saluted the three famous Holstein cows, mostly identified with advertising Chick-fil-A restaurants. The cows were commended for their relentless efforts in promoting the public’s health.
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Researchers at the Bill Gates Medical Center in Seattle were astonished to discover that a patient, who was recently admitted with severe wrist pains, had six functional fingers in his left hand.
The patient, now dubbed “Homo Digitus”, is believed to form the next step in human evolution.
A new experimental program, directed by the U.S. Navy, makes it possible for civilians to serve their country after their death, while substantially cutting on funeral expenses. Participants of RIP (Rapid Interment Program) will be buried at sea by means of cartridge-like caskets, which will be fired at enemy targets.
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C3PO, the nebbish android from the ‘Star Wars’ movies, was recently arrested and charged with possession of a controlled substance, namely anabolic steroids. C3PO claims that he never intended to deal or share these steroids with other droids. “I just didn’t want to be typecast as a wimp for the rest of my acting career” he said.
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Archaeologist Fay Kerr and colleagues from the University of Phonyx, Shamrizona have unearthed artifacts that shed light on how the Inca used cellular phones to organize their sun-worship rituals and communicate with their gods.
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Tampa based Outback Steakhouse will shortly hit the Indian market, with the company having formed a 100 percent subsidiary in Punjab, Outback Tandoor.
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The new Out of Arda Channel is bringing the season premiere of Middle-Earth Idol to TV viewers everywhere. The news has made a great stir, as indicated by numerous polls . Out of a reported 29 million polled by MVP (Merry Vs. Pippin) Limited, approximately 24.5 million said they plan to view at least one episode, and the rest were probably lying.
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After winning their fifth Super Bowl title, the Pittsburgh Steelers already started their preparations for the next season. Their less-than-perfect performance at the game, left their coach as well as their owner concerned.
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