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Navy Tests New
After-Life Weapon

A new experimental program, directed by the U.S. Navy, makes it possible for civilians to serve their country after their death, while substantially cutting on funeral expenses. Participants of RIP (Rapid Interment Program) will be buried at sea by means of cartridge-like caskets, which will be fired at enemy targets...

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Missing Rear End
of CatDog Located

CatDog Among the new species recentl y discovered on the Three Mile Island, the Multi-Paw CatDog (Felinus Barkus Centipedes) is considered the most fascinating.
Since its discovery, a mystery has been surrounding this creature's digestive system...

'Six Digit Man' Leads
the Way to the Future

Six Digit Man Researchers at the Bill Gates Medical Center in Seattle were astonished to discover that a patient, who was recently admitted with severe wrist pains, had six functional fingers in his left hand.
The patient, now dubbed "Homo Digitus"...

Google Salutes
Chick-fil-A Cows

Google Cows The Search Engine Giant, known for decorating its Google moniker with appropriately festive gear on holidays, recently saluted the three famous Holstein cows, mostly identified with advertising Chick-fil-A restaurants. The cows were commended...

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