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Rock Star's
Childhood Shocker:
Mick
Jagger was Deprived of Breast Milk
A new study reveals that short supply of breast
milk has significantly influenced Mick Jagger's musical career. Judging
from an early picture of the star (see below), it is obvious that
screaming for milk has contributed to the development of Jagger's famous
lips
and tongue, not to mention the impact on his dramatic appearance.
According to
the renowned Child Development expert (also known as
"Doctor Who"), M. I. Kidding, lack of breast milk could also explain the rock star's inability to put on weight,
as well as his notorious attraction to a certain kind of women.
"It
is very possible that other members of the Rolling Stones have suffered
similar deficiencies in their childhood", says Dr. Kidding,
"this could shed light on why they refuse to grow up".
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