Gas Price is Expected to Plummet
As Soon As a Water-Powered Engine is Invented
the 367th consecutive day this year, the price at the pump for U.S.
gasoline hit a record high, the American Anti-Automobile Association (AAAA) said on Wednesday.
according to experts from the National Institute of Energy Testimonials (NIET), gas price will ultimately drop, once the long anticipated water
powered engine is invented and mass-produced.
is only a matter of time", says Tom Bull, Chief Research and Analysis
Programmer (CRAP) at NIET, while climbing into his Hummer H2O;
"unfortunately, how much time is unknown at this point".
Other experts argue, that by the time a water
powered engine is invented, water will be in short supply as well, but
Bull is not worried: "we'll just have to drink less water”.
Thinking ahead, NIET is already planning a campaign
based on the slogan: “don't drink – drive!"