Famous Singer Turns Crabby:
Buffet's Pet Gone Missing
Jimmy Buffet's beloved pet, known among his fans as
" Two-Can" (see picture below), has gone
missing under mysterious circumstances, after the famous singer brought her along to his
restaurant, "ParrotHead Lobster".
According to Buffet,
after sipping a few Tequilas he called the
waiter and asked him to bring something for his pet to feast on.
Unfortunately, the waiter was not English speaking. "I used my sign
language" recalls Buffet, "pointing at my pet and then
pointing at my mouth, imitating chewing action. It seemed that the
waiter understood me perfectly. He immediately took Two-Can to the
kitchen with him to feed her." However, the pet was never seen
again. "I wish she was there to enjoy the great roasted lobster the
waiter served me later that evening" says Buffet, who guarantees lifetime
Margaritas to anyone who comes
forward with a claw.