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The Y2k Monster Mash
("The System Crash")

I was working in the lab

Late one night,

When my eyes beheld

An eerie sight,

As smoke from my PC

Began to rise,

And suddenly

To my surprise,

 

There was a crash

It was a system crash

There was a crash

It was a backward slash

There was a crash

It turned my files to trash

There was a crash

It's called the system crash

 

From the master switch room

In the office eaves,

To the data center

Where the server sleeps,

The screens all flashed

Showing error codes,

The network split

Into single nodes

 

It was a crash

It was a system crash

There was a crash

It was a massive thrash

There was a crash

It cleared out all the cache

There was a crash

It's called the system crash

 

The chaos has just begun

Computers refused to run,

The list included PC,

Macintosh and Sun

 

Out from his office

Sysadmin voice did ring,

Seemed he was troubled

by just one thing.

He opened the lid

and looked at his list,

and said, "What ever happened

to my 60 Gig disk?"

It did the crash...

 

Now everything's wrecked,

And a crisis is at hand,

Computers are crashing

All over the land.

For programmers

there is no work to do.

At the unemployment window,

Tell them Bill Gates sent you.

Then you can crash...

 

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